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Puritan headwear worn to hide the shame and guilt of having engaged in anal sex.
Erika came into the pub still wearing her Butt-Sex Bonnet. Her date must have went well.
When a man sits in the closet while a woman is cumming and moaning all over the bed. Then pavlikas jumps from the closet like a airplane and misses the pussy and puts in her leg and dies.
Mary: Fuck you lets go have pavlik sex
Donald: Yes please daddy
a wonderful baked pastry combining cornmeal sugar and orgasmic fluids
just a song, it doesnt say balk sex thi so im really mad🤬
Ball sex anthem:
Girls call me they with the ball sex, My dick is hard she with the ball sex. or Girls call me they with the phone sex, My dick is hard she with the phone sex.
The cult following of former NFL quarterback, Jim McMahon. Mostly referring to his tenure in Chicago.
Yeah man, I’m in the Jim McMahon Gay Nazi Sex Cult. I love Jim and his big gay nazi cock!
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Similar to the fogs of war, the fog of sex occurs when one or more parties become so exhausted they begin to hallucinate and lose consciousness
I came back from Vietnam and had the fogs of sex with my wife
When two men dock and one cums they make sure the jizz goes into the others urethra.then the second man cums both loads of jizz while still docking
Tim and Edward docked together last night,Tim jizzed in Edward’s breading and then Edward proceeded to jizz after.creating a cannoli sex act