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A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.
When the average slut goes from one guy to another
Look at that slut, Melanie. She's cock jumping from one guy to another.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA
Synonym for penis beaker. Not to be confused with cockup.
Thanks love, that was great but a bit messy. Pass the cock cup.
When you get way too wasted on a night out and do regretful activities
Yo bro I got way too cock and balled in the weekend
A person with little to no intelligence, often indulging in thoughtless behavior as a result.
Look cock ears, I really need you to stop lighting off flares inside my house.
A fool so ignorant of his own stupidity, he might as well believe a cock is an ass.
"Louie, you cock-ass! You forgot to buy peanut butter!"
The candidate had the look for president, but when he opened his mouth, he sgood there babbling like a cock-ass.