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A free pass for your parents to act unnecessarily shitty to you, your siblings, and everyone around you. Therefore, making you resent them and making the word "parents" synonyms with "torturers" or "bitches" or "people I fucking hate" :)
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
My mother, whom I call Mal, which is short for Malicious, her most obvious trait, hobbled into my room to wake me up the morning of my Birthday, she smelled of Cabernet and evil. The way her voice sounded when she told me Happy Birthday, she sounded as if someone was grabbing her foot from under my bed and forcing her to say it.
The remembrance of the time when you were set up for a life long suffering.
The most epic day in which the epitome of greatness was descended upon this realm. The day D-Mill was crafted into historical wonder!
His birthday was the best day every, because upon the day life was made better.
A day in which basically you are wished happy birthday and don't get spoken to for the rest of the party. You also get to see people you haven't seen in like...12 and a half years sooooo
It's your birthday john, now fuck off I wanna talk to aunt Margaret
A day that you celebrate (happily) coming out of a vagina and into existence.
Guy 1: Hey man, it’s my birthday!
Guy 2: No way! Happy Birthday!
I want to fuck you again
He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text