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Drinking beer by pushing a girls boobs together and putting your mouth under them, then pouring the beer through her tits.
Dude, my boob luge made it on Old Row.
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when she doesn't know you have herpes and you dump a fat nut on her tits and leave it there
sally sue: shit i shouldn'ta gone into that dark alley with that guy, i got fire boobs
partario: i thought you were my girlfriend
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Noun: The sad result of wearing a sports bra, or wire-free bra under a form-fitting or light-colored shirt. This makes your boobs look frumpy and shapeless, and resembles a cow's saggy udder instead of an attractive woman's chest.
Anyone under the age of 80 shouldn't wear soft bras. Young women are too cool for cow boobs.
Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.
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A wonderful thing. Can be seen when a girl is wearing anysort of tight shirt or bikini. The best angle to view is beside, and slightly behind her. Made famous by the episode of Family Guy episode where Peter creates his own TV network and has a segment on side boobs.
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The thing that Jake, Johnny, And Danny found up in a tree when Jake took off Ashley's shirt. They are saggy and streched marked. Don't be confused... any girl could have them.
BE WARNED!
Damn dude! I regret that! Ashley had total grandma boobs!
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another (way quirkier) way of saying ‘chicken breast’
brian- what are we having for dinner?
roger- a plentiful chicken boob
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Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.
"Oh no, my piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"
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