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A prom some colleges are now having after your first four years. Good for people who messed up or missed there high school prom. You know what to do this time.
Were having a college prom.
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bentley college is one of the best business schools in the country. Where the rich kids go because their daddy's say so and the poor smart kids go to be successful in their poor little lives. Those poor kids teach those up tight rich boys how to pound beers and drink like champions, while the rich kids tell stories about their amazingly rich lives.
person 1: Im gettin hammered at school everyday this week.
person 2: where you go to school? bentley college or something?
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The third oldest University in the United States, located in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Consisting of two campuses over two miles apart with a violent gang-ridden ghetto between as well as about two blocks worth of upscale restaurants and shops. A popular choice for students from New Jersey and Pennsylvania, as well as international students whose families enjoy the privacy of a small college with a strong liberal arts program. Attached to Moravian Seminary and strongly affiliated with other schools in the area such as Muhlenburg, Lehigh, and Lafayette.
"Are you sure you'll be okay walking home at night?"
"Of course- I went to Moravian College... I made it through four years without getting shot once despite being an art major with my dorm in North!"
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A decidedly third-rate college located in the cousin-fucking capital of Iowa, Waverly. Well larded with meatheads, UNI dropouts, and folks too stupid or too fat to matriculate at Luther College in nearby Decorah, or with those big shots up at St. Olaf. (And, really, just how sad is that to contemplate?) Local residents are known as "Warts"--think condylomata acuminata or other human papillomaviri of the anogenital variety--and quite predictably answer to the mating call "Warts Suck!" Decent football team averaged over 37 points per game in 2010, and remarkably (for the Warts, anyway) featured 11 players who could also count, unaided, to 37.
Central blows and Coe swallows, but man, those Warts really suck.
Hey, did you hear the one about the 3 Wartburg College honors grads who went into a bar and immediately bought a round for the house. "What's the occasion?" asked the barman. "We just finished a puzzle," said Wart 1. "A puzzle?" asked the bartender. "Right," smirked Wart 2: "25 pieces and it only took us a year and a half." "Uh, that's kind of long, isn't it?" said the barkeep. "NO SIR," crowed Wart 3. "It says right here on the box '3-5 years'!"
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College for dumb bitches who couldn't survive in real colleges. Go back to high school you dumbass.
Yo niggah, highschool was so hard, but now that I'm unemployed and going to a community college things are easy.
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Niggah 1: Yo I thought college was going to be hard
Niggah 2: Niggah please, you go to a community college, you ain't shit.
Niggah 1: (Shanks Niggah #2 dead)
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A liberal arts school filled with gays and super liberals on the pan handle of West Virginia. Populated mainly by spoiled middle class kids from Northern Virginia and Montgomery County Maryland who think they are the shit. The rest are either hicks from WV and normal people from everwhere else. Also known for Cowboy Bob who still hangs out and bugs everyone there even though he was kicked out
"Oh I go to Shepherd College that means I am a spoiled asshole from Montgomery County in MD can I tell you about how Bush is a warmonger now or we could have gay sex"
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A small liberal arts college located in the village of New Concord in East Central Ohio. The school was founded in 1837 by a group of local people who needed a place to educate their children. Muskingum College is associated with the Presbyterian Church USA. Graduates of note are John Glenn, Agnes Moorehead, and Jack Hannah. The school's athletic teams participate in the Ohio Athletic Conference (OAC) as the Fighting Muskies.
I spent my undergraduate years at Muskingum College, where I earned a B.A. in History.
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