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Justin and tom wanted to Fuck each other so they tried to use vaseline instead they used crazy glue and got stuck toger! They went to the doctor and he unstuck them, then the Dr. said This is how it's done Bay -acthes!
And he used crazy glue too, it was very kinky!
Tom: Help us get unstuck!
Doctor: Fine! but then lemmme show ya how it's done!
SOME LADY: OOOH how kinky!
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A dog which has eyes from the DEVIL !
> Whats wrong with you dog ?
< oh she is just crazy eyes
> ok (the dog then eats her his soul ,yummy)
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Fidget Me Crazy has been created by our family (My spouse, our 6 kiddos & myself) founded Fidget Me Crazy because 2 of my children & myself have been diagnosed with ADHD/ADD. I worked diligently for years, trying to research & develop sensory tools to help my children with stress, school, hyperactivity and to assist with focusing on normal daily activities! My spouse is also an educator for a school district that specializes with students that have been diagnosed with Autism, Aspergers, Turrets Syndrome, ADD &/Or ADHD. These students needed assistance with focusing and that's why we created Fidget Me Crazy! We created something for everyone that would help lower stress levels during school, work, and everyday use. After using it for a few days, these students, my children, myself and our fellow co-workers began to get curious and asked for one. It quickly became a must have item in school, at our home and at our work. We knew then that other people can benefit with these amazing fidgets so we started Fidget Me Crazy! Come see the DEFINITION of Fidget Me Crazy at www.FidgetMeCrazy.com .
Come see the DEFINITION of Fidget Me Crazy at www.FidgetMeCrazy.com !
Bill loves to Fidget Me Crazy!
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when your friends' talkin bout sum shit you don't care about while your tryna do something.
Billy: Sam, my parents are getting a divorce, I'm pretty depressed and I really need emotional support in these times.
Sam: Damn bro that's crazy, but I'm in the second round in Fall Guys.
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The Political Act of spouting crazy Far Right wing Rhetoric and conspiracy theories on par with what the John Birch Society says.
Conspiracy theories about there being a War on Christmas, that Global Warming is Socialist Conspiracy to redistribute wealth, and that fluoride in the water is a communist plot are just a few examples.
Did you see that Tea Part spokesman go on about Global Warming being a Hoax to redistribute wealth? Yeah, he's John Birch Crazy.
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A medical condition in which one is cross-eyed.
"where is that dog lookin'?"
"NOBODY KNOWS!"
"that there are some crazy eyes"
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A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.
Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.
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