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English marks

When you spank your mother's arse so emphatically, that it leaves some prominent marks.

"I gave mother some English marks last night"

by ingleesh September 16, 2020


English-o-metrics

Use of a mathematical model in the English language.

It is customary to write items in a series with required articles. For example, we write 'a book, a pen, a rubber and a bag'. Mathematically speaking, the article 'a' is common to all the items. So put in a mathematical format, it would be like 'a (book, pen, rubber and bag)' and would be 'a book, pen, rubber and bag' with the removal of brackets/parentheses. (However, mathematics does not allow this.) Both expressions are acceptable.

Suppose we write 'a book, a pen, an erasure and a bag'. Here, the article 'a' cannot be taken as a common factor because there is 'an' before 'erasure'. So it would be wrong to say 'a book, pen, erasure and bag'.

English-o-metrics is a hypothetical branch of linguistics.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 25, 2020


The English Academy

The funniest british school in kuwait. Best teacher’s hands down. Students might be a bit retarded but they’re some funny ass people.

International teachers wanting to teach abroad: come to TEA it’s a good laugh honestly. Quality content 10/10

(Year 7 students are midgets and year 8s are akbar 9aidat)
Year 9 is the worst yeargroup this school year
Year 10 no comment
Year 11: chillest and funniest group of students. Will truly be missed

Oh shit you go to a british school, is it the English academy? Maskeen 9aida tagzer 3alayk yala yala bye

by TEA19 October 8, 2019


Pirate English

Pirate English is the language of any direct translation from a given language to english in Google Translate, without any kind of mand-handling. Hence, the sentences might be difficult to understand.

Danish -> Pirate English

ALLE MAND PÅ DÆK! - ALL MEN ON TIRES!

by CharlatanDk October 4, 2017


5th hour english

The boringest class of all time

Damm I have to go to 5th hour English.

by Englishhater333 August 26, 2022


Canadian English

American English written using British spelling and including some token franglais.

Is Canadian English closer to British or American? No. And oui.

by enridr November 15, 2022


English Beer

Another term for piss.

Pull over, I need to make english beer

by March 17, 2024