A homiesexual state of being so extreme it transcends norms to a criminal degree
“You ever talk to John David?”
“Yeah, He’s such a total fudge felon”
It's when you pull your dick out of a bitch's ass and you got a snag of shit on your dick and then you Wacker right in the center of the forehead and the mark it leaves is what's called a fudge glob.
"Look at that awesome tattoo Jess has on her on her forehead! " "No, that's not a tattoo she got fudge globbed"!
The act of putting ice in your butt to keep you awake while driving
I have a long ride ahead of me. I sure could use an Alaskan fudge-sicle right about now...
were one dips finger nail or tonail in shit and eats it
Nail Fudge
When you're prairie dogging it so hard it makes the ass of your pants protrude.. much like a moose knuckle but with feces..
Oh man I was so close to shitting my pants that I had a fudge knuckle..
When you have uncontrollable rectal leaking and it ends up all over your testicles and inner thighs. You reach down to check what has happened and your hands and knuckles get covered in the devils fudge.
Phil : I am so embarrassed, i ate a dodgy vindaloo last night and it has played havoc with my nether regions.
Damo : how could you tell what had happened?
Phil : i reached down to check and ended up with a bloody fudge knuckle !
Damo : i have to go now, i think i left the iron on....
When a male has a moose knuckles and is also wearing brown pants.
“Hey look that dude over there totally has fudge knuckles!”