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Mandated due to your having a Light Anti-Tank Weapon ("LAW") rocket aimed at you.
Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Look at the Law of aviation at work
gender neutral term for daughter/son- in- law for the nonbinaries / enbys
Sarah: Hi who is this?
Mary: Oh this is my child-in-law!
When carpooling, Nick's Law states that the driver scheduled on a short week (ie. 4-day week due to a holiday) can take vacation, but still claim the week. Individual days should be covered by other carpoolers, and paid back by the individual on vacation at a later date.
Next week is only a 4-day week due to Independence day. I'm on vacation next week, but it's my week to drive for the carpool. Rather than trading the whole week, I'm going to sell of the days using Nick's Law, so that I don't lose my 4-day week opportunity.
Reed's law states that "the person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer."
The Missionary position is a perfect example of Reed's Law, as the position is named after Chester Missionary, an 18th century sex pest, rather than the caveman who invented it 1 million years prior.
A person who spends an inappropriate amount of time and effort flattering or pander to their in-laws in order to gain their approval.
In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.
Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.
Example 1. Woman- I was talking to your dad today and thought how much he would enjoy the game on sat night. I told him he could have our tickets.
Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.
Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.
Legal action(s) taken solely for the purpose of making money or creating wealth.
The lawyers implemented and included themselves in cupidity law tactics on specific cases in order to expand and financially enrich their law firm.