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Laws of PhysSex

Literally what you think it is. The laws of physics when it comes to sex.

Basically, there are 3 laws that have been developed by T.A.P (don't worry about full form)
Law #1: You do you (no, don't ef yourself, just be you)
Law #2: Go with the flow (let things happen as they're happening)
Law #3: In the moment (literally. just be in the moment. don't get so caught up in your head)

Is this necessary. Like. C'mon now. Really?

It's the Laws of PhysSex

by Vi.is.sus.23 January 25, 2022


Dibs Law

If you decide you don’t want something you have, but then change your mind you lose your place and have to get back in dibs line.

Brandon stepped out but changed his mind. Dibs law states Becca now has dibs and Brandon gets back in line.

by Sincerely_Annie March 31, 2022


Tobys Law

When you fuck up so bad you profit from it.

Jon destroys an $81,000 truck and gets a raise out of it.

Fred: that’s some Tobys Law shit right there.

by IamVGamer September 04, 2020


The Law of Stars

All technologies featured in both Star Wars & Star Trek will eventually come to be.

3D is not perfect and still a bit of a gimmick but life is 3D and the law of stars says that ultimately " virtual reality" (games, movies, work stations...) will be 3D and include all the full other senses. Star Wars had R2D2's Princess Leia projection or the Holodeck from Star Trek.

by Serac January 25, 2011


Dom's Law

A retrospective law to cover the arses of bureaucrats who have broken the law and claim not have. In particular those in relating to quarantine.

They're refunding all those quarantine fines relating to childcare because of Dom's law

by Anonymous Named Voter May 26, 2020


Gorbachev's Law

Gorbachev's Law, also referred as Law of Soviet Union Collapse, is the idea that any attempt to Perestroika like reformism or gradually changing like on Perestroika will lead into the collapse of a government or even into the dissolution of the country itself or, in the best case, lead into a radical change in the country without collapse the country nor the government. Furthermore, the Gorbachev's Law is the idea that if someone want to gradually change their beliefs in a Perestroika like way, will eventually lead into a completely rupture of the former beliefs and get new beliefs, the term was created to reffer to several esoteric atheists who gradually reformed from full esoteric into full atheists by supporting and even sharing atheist ideas on social media, even the opposite can also happen.

"Gorbachev's Law is really common on social media as well, it's not hard to see that on left-wing politgram and even in the right-wing politgram, and even in the classic example that originated this law, esoteric people on social media becoming atheist because of atheist pression and sharing atheist content on social media."

by Full Monteirism March 25, 2021


Benya’s law

Fuck the haters & just keep breathing | Fick die Hasser & Atmen Sie weiter

benya’s law

by SkittlesBenya November 30, 2018