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Like hippie christmas, but this is when creepy goth kids pick through dumpsters looking for dead things so they can do god-knows-what with them.
"Dude, is that Evan digging through our dumpster?"
"Wait, what did you do with Muffy the Cat's body?"
"Oh, shit. Today is wiccan christmas, isn't it..."
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The best movie in the world, starring Jack and Sally the Ragdoll. Based on the poem by Tim Burton, which only actaully has 3 characters. (Jack, Santa, and Zero, Jack's ghost dog.)
My dearest friend,
if you don't mind
I'd like to join you by your side
Where we could gaze into the stars
and sit together, now and forever
for it is plain, as anyone can see,
We're simply meant to be
^ Jack and Sally's duet.
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A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.
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When you've decided you want to decrease the number of Christmas cards you send out every year, so you decide to send cards only to people who send you one first. However, this can backfire if someone on your potential list is using the same tactics. This results in a standoff and ultimately no card exchange between the two of you. This does help solve the original problem, though.
I decided to play Christmas Card Chicken with my second cousin Jennifer, because I didn't want to waste a stamp on her unless I get a card from her first. However, I haven't gotten one from her, so she's probably waiting to get one from me first. I guess we can just be facebook friends instead.
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A film that has been marketed to death at commercial alternative clothing stores such as Hottopic, The Alley, Spencer's, etc.
Clearly ruined by mallgawths.
Are Sally Lipgloss Mirrors for $10 necessary?
Do you really think that hoodie makes you cool? What about the rest of 98% of the other kids who shop at hottopic and are seen running around malls in them?! Are they cool too?
Films are meant to inspire not to be marketed to idiotic masses.
The Corpse Bride is another prime example.
Mallgawthposer1: I g0t this new Nightmare Before Christmas hoodie for $60.
Mallgawthposer2: o rly?! SO COOL! THAT film was aAMZING! LAWLS.
Unfortunate bystander: Watch it be in clearance in about a week with the rest of the tim burton crap, idiots.
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December 23, the day before Christmas Eve. It's AKA Christmas Eve Eve and other names.
The stores and malls are open real late tonight because today is Pre Christmas Eve and last minute holiday shopping is a hectic crazy mess. If you don't need to go out tonight then STAY HOME. Merry Christmas.
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Small, bright, white or multicolored lights on long strands for the purpose of decorating Christmas trees, houses, and plants during the Holiday season.
While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.
"Those Christmas tree lights really brighten up your 12'x15' concrete block room"
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