Low Shutter Speed

noun.

-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)

ex.

Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."

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stank on the hang-low

Banging a chick and not washing off h crud she left.

I still have stacies stank on my hang-low! It's been 7 days!

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Miller Low Life

Only the finest, most discriminating people prefer the beautiful flavor palate of Miller Low Life. It's scent is caustic and nauseating, yet appealing at the same time. Miller Low Life: The first choice for The Common Scum.

Miller Low Life in a 16 oz. tall can is the god of white trash beers. If you want to look like Lord Scum, this is the beer to do it.

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Get Low Shorts

Shorts sold on the 08' Vans Warped Tour By the band All Time Low with the words GET LOW printed on the back.The shorts come in multiple bright colors and arew too often worn by people who do not need to.

ATL Fan 1:OMG I LUV YOUR SHORTS!!!WHERE'D YOU GET EM

ATL Fan 2:At Warped Tour!

ATL Fan 1:I want some Get Low Shorts

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Nazi Low Riders

Prison gang stemming from white pride background to a new and unique criminally established threat to America's streets and crime facilities.

They watch az the Nazi Low Riders prove themselves amongst doubtful rivals and recieve respect as well as power.

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low-rider tits

a chicks whose tits are sooo saggy they're like a lowrider

dude! u need to tune into channel 9 now! theres this chick with the biggest low-rider tits on body work! They should make that set defect or something!

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Low hanging fruit

The most annoying ass phrase in the corporate world. It is an extremely overused and worn-out cliché that basically means a task that is easy to perform and complete. If you use this phrase, please stop. You are the reason people go postal.

Boss: Let's go after the low hanging fruit first.

Employee: *shoots self in a cubicle.*

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