Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.
"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"
A girl with a phat pussy
Guy one: Yea Ronda was cool, she def has a moose pocket
Guy two: aw hail yea a phat pussy!!
Moose vs zook is on tonight bhys pop over nah bud Fug them
An annoying child who thinks that ligma is an actual disease.
a really attractive man who lives in a swamp, and his best friend is a donkey. Very good at hockey as well, but does not play defense or block any shots. If your looking to buy some shampoo or cologne, find yourself a moose
Look at la moose ehmann, he’s goin today baby
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A grossly incandescent white creature from the desert realm. They roam the desert at night scavenging what they can find from other people.
That DA MOOSE is the brightest thing I've seen all night.
When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose
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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face
- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face