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The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.
Thatâs the worst dad joke Iâve ever heard. Itâs almost as bad as a Stanner joke.
Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.
"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"
The act of joining multiple forms of communication, including group chats, messenger convos and text messages, only to audit the conversation and not respond, ostracising your friends. Usually the cause of advanced maturity where you no longer laugh or âlikeâ your witty friends comments.
Hey is he still in the convo ?
Yes, he no longer responds, heâs practicing kamalsilence.
Why is he not answering?
Itâs the Silence of the Kams
A large, somewhat rugged male who resembles a half Chinese half Bulldozer elite specimen. Usually standing above 6â3 and weighing in over 16.4 Stone, a Chozer is often spotted in their natural habitat consisting primarily of the Canadian Ice Hockey Rink or a Harveyâs flame grilled hamburger facility.
Holy crap is that Yao Ming on skates ?
No, they drafted a Chozer.
Often mistaken for a young Danny Devito, a Giu5 is code for the most Italian thing possible. Usually seen sporting a Juventus dry fit while practicing corner kicks. Known to vacation and take selfies with local cuisine while entering Vin Diesel lookalike competitions. Not known to make many public appearances but can be seen from a distance due to the neon lights mounted under its Honda Civic.
Is that Pitbull? Oh no wait, itâs Giu5