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A free first person shooter created by the government funded by our taxes. Its sole purpose is to brainwash the current generation of kids into joining the US army and thinking that war is actually pretty close to Call of Duty
Averagekid - "Oh look a free game on the internet! It's called.... AAPG....America's Army: Proving Grounds??? Guess I gotta prove myself haha!
(2 months later)
Averagekid - "I spent so much time playing that my grades have plummeted, and I am now a failure. Time to join the army!"
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The catchy slogan used by the always well-funded Trumpian Hate Machine as it revs its powerful, toxin-spewing engine to re-enter the 2022 and 2024 American elections.
‘Make America Hate Again’ is a slogan that’s more than a dangerous caricature of longstanding white supremacy in the United States.
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America as often been called the land of opportunity
But you better be careful which one you choose 'cause it might come with a penalty
There's lots of good jobs working in a factory cranking out the land mines
And you better be ready to pull the party line or you'll end up doing real time
America likes to keep her children stupid. They don't know how the rest of us live
She wraps them up in a blanket of ignorance waiting to catch the HIV
Beating up their bibles and waving their guns thinking that they're the only way
But if they're not careful the rest of the world's gonna get'em one of these days
America has her finger on the trigger
America's got her bullets in the gun
America's still stringing up niggers
America eats her young
The American president's an angry little man who doesn't have a thought of his own
He's the slave of multi-death corporations and the puppet of religion
He's told what to do by a big machine that doesn't give a shit about us human beings
And it needs the Middle Easy for its Armageddon feast because it is the beast
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A country that the rest of the world hates because they want to be like them.
"We don't want to be like the rest of the world. We want to be like the United States of America." -Marco Rubio
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Thought up by Kevin Williamson, it is something to be said when one is insulted. Commonly followed by a return insult.
Sam: "Your a stupid dumbass."
Kevin: "This is America, I killed the buffalo!"
Kevin: "I don't need to take your shit."
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For a time after the second Iraq War began on March 20, 2003, dissent against this military action was viewed as unpatriotic by many people in the United States, particularly those on the right end of the political spectrum. Arguments against the war - whatever their merit or basis - were often met by the phrase "why do you hate America"?
Now, several years later, the phrase has gained ironic usage and is more often utilized to emphasize the irrelevance, illogic, or foolishness of the original argument; see examples below.
Original usage:
Person 1: Well, I don't see why we needed to go to Iraq. Clearly Saddam Hussein was no danger to the United States.
Person 2: Why do you hate America?
Current usage:
Person 1: How can people watch professional wrestling? It's so fake.
Person 2: Why do you hate America?
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Definitely not Funny Valentine, but it's Benjamin Harrison.
23rd President of the United States of America: You thought I'm Funny Valentine but it was me, Benjamin Harrison.
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