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Cluck Clock

When you are gagging for a beer or a line and your internal clock starts ticking. Usually around 2pm on a Friday.

Fuck me Barry, the Cluck Clock has started. Get me to the boozer, no more work is getting done today.

by TARMAC LTD November 25, 2020


rearrange your clock

When my Grandma Sharon kicks your ass.

If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.

by Watson00 December 2, 2015


Pluh O Clock

Time to Pluh

I cant go golfing right now. It's Pluh o clock

by Italian Hole Pounder February 27, 2024


Back side of the clock

The civilian equivalent of the military term "o dark thirties". Equates to the 11pm to 7am 3rd shift for businesses which run 24/7.also. Known as "graveyard shift".

I'll be working the back side of the clock for the next few weeks. I'll always be eating breakfast!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021


Iranian alarm clock

A term usually associated with Muslim terrorists who tend to blow themselves up & preceds events.

We were all at the mall when I saw an Iranian alarm clock walk by so we left before it went off.

by Breakfast Imam August 7, 2019


Writer's Clock

A writer's circadian rhyme and rhythm clock, now as it happens then as it is.

"Sorry for texting so early. I didn't notice the tyhme* til after I sent it. Writer's Clock."

by PartisanZ September 9, 2023


alarm clock charger

a alarm clock that charges your phone.

I don't use a normal charger I use a alarm clock charger.

by joyful coffee July 1, 2023