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A man who keeps score of his many sexual conquests, and treats sex as a competitive sport.
Did you hear that Joe slept with 12 girls this month?
Yeah, he's telling everyone. Dude's a total panty collector.
A female known to have a heavy thick wavy curly bushy boasting muff in her britches!
That girl got sum poodle panties son! She had hair bustin out her zipper!
Men's underwear with the ass blown out.
Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."
Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"
Similar to blue balls, procrastinate in the panty is in reference to a woman's repetition over a period of time that she would like to have sex but continues to put it off.
Kimberley tells me she wants to have sex but she keeps telling me she has to work on her paper.
Sorry man, your girls is really to Procrastinate in the Panty.
Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.
Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".
Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
the unfortunate circumstance of a woman's underwear smelling of fish
Girl, you've got some serious salmon panty goin' on over there. Go take a shower or somethin'.
A shot of wine in a red plastic cup.
Bro I drank too much wine but I wanna drink more...
Here bro, have a panty wanty.