Australian Wrapping Paper

Any type of paper used to stop the bleeding of a penis. Can be used for any situation where the penis bleeds, such a cut from a razor, a freak donkey-wagon accident, etc.

Man: Damn bitch, your asshole is so dry, you make my fucking dick bleed because of the friction you hoe!
Woman: Calm down, just use some Australian wrapping paper my dude.

Go eat paper

This means that when someone tries to shut up someone, they tell that person to eat paper, and it would give them paper cuts in their esophagus

“Oh, Go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings

paper towel math

Manipulating math so the numbers favor your goal like paper towel companies’ use when advertising that 6 roles = 12 roles.

John from accounting uses paper towel math to figure out next year’s fiscal budget.

Boneless toilet paper

Toilet paper that does not contain bones; cardboard/tube

At the cost efficient casino: “Oh look! They have boneless toilet paper!”

School toilet paper

A schools version of cardboard

Mom “why is your butt red”
Me “because I had to use school toilet paper”

Brown paper bag

This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.

I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.

Paper Bag Syndrome

A disease worse than aids. When a girl has a mad sexy body but a god-awful face that makes you want to vomit your organs. See also butterface

Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face

So I was going to fuck Daniella last night, but then it turned out she had paper bag syndrome.

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