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When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.
Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.
The intimate lady parts of women
She bought undies so her pearl pocket wouldn't be exposed
The intimate lady parts
She bought undies so her pearl pocket wouldn't be exposed
She bought undies because she didn't want her pearl pocket exposed.
A classier cream pie, when only a small "pearl" of cum leaks out.
Dude 1: What makes it classy porn?
Dude 2: When it's a pearl finish.
Newest hotel in Buffalo, NY. All 32 suites have full kitchens, fireplaces, and either 1 or 2 separate bedrooms.
Guy #1: "You stayin at the Hyatt again?"
Guy #2: "Nah. I'm hittin the Lofts on Pearl for the same price!
When the loads of all the ternage boys in the YMCA pool coagulate and chemically harden over the years to create actual pearls that you step on and hurt your feet while walking around in said pool.
Dude, is this pebble tec for reals, or am i walking a field of pool pearls over here??