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Everyone thinks this is just a fruit, but the term "Pineapple" is druggie slang for psychedelic drugs.
Damn, I need some pineapples right now.
The worst fucking fruit, LIKE WHY IN THE HELL DO PEOPLE PUT IT ON PIZZA, YALL ARE GROSS
It’s good. But don’t put this on pizza please.
Ew this pizza has pineapple on it. Throw it away.
A word used as a code name for your crush, who is really sweet but makes you want to kill yourself.
Sarah: did you see pineapple today?
Stephanie: yah, he looked really cute.
Later that day
Sarah: I hate pineapple.
Stephanie: now what?
Sarah: he ignored me the whole day!
Military slang usually used by privates to describe an American grenade.
I detonated that insurgent sniper to hell with my green pineapple.
American grenades are obviously Superior to German ones because they look like a pineapple rather than a dildo.
Code word for losing your V card. You could tell your friends pineapple instead of losing your V card
Person 1: Bro guess what happened at the party last night
Person2: What
Person 1: i lost my pineapple to a senior girl.
A safe-word for when someone derails your conversation because they didn't get your reference.
Culprit: "My friend says it's been raining since November 5. I hope it's stopped by the time we arrive."
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"