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It's getting harder and harder these days to determine whether or not a girl is old enough to be checking out. Girls from ages 15-21 can all look the same these days. If a girl is wearing a backpack(like a hello kitty one), chances are she's too young and you should look away before being called out for being a creeper. If she has no backpack than it's safe to look, but still be cautious if you choose to engage in conversation.
Benji- "That girl is cute but she looks like she might be young."
Joe- "Gotta use the backpack rule."
Benji -"What's the backpack rule?"
Joe- "If she's wearing a backpack she's too young."
*Hot girl walks in*
Joe- "See man, no backpack... she's fair game!"
Slang term fittingly describing the administration of the 45th President of the United States.
You said “mob rule” about such a magnitude of peaceful demonstrations, but Mr. President, you are only describing your own administration’s attempts to silence and subvert free speech.
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In situations in which a temporary set of rules are necessary, Rule 13 shall always be "No one shall say bad things about another person". In addition to establishing a standard level of civility, it also forces the situation to have a minimum level of structure by requiring at least 12 other rules be created.
Person A: "You're such a tool, Person B."
Person B: "Hey, Rule 13, jackass!"
Person M: "Rule 13 times two..."
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Referencing the film "Georgia Rule", starring Lindsay Lohan and Jane Fonda, using Georgia Rule makes the statement made by the user unquestionable. Can also overrule other calls, such as "Shutgun", or "I call---"
Bubba: Shotgun!
Al: Shotgun, Georgia Rule!
Bubba: Aw! That sucks!
Al: Yes....
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Rule 38 is a prison offence in which someone is masturbating in public.
He got locked up because he kept doing a rule 38 in front of the female prison guard.
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is a fuckin bastard, hes tryin to be a nigga, but he just a wanksta.
I smell pussy,is that u Ja rule?
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Rule 142 - If a man does ANYTHING to make you uncomfy you have full right to cut off his d!ck, and turn it into an earring.
Boy - *Cat calls some random girl*
Girl - "Haha. You fool. You have forgotten about Rule 142.
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