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When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.
A season of the year where you hit Shelveys. Hitting a Shelvey is another word for trying to pull someone, or asking someone on a date.
It’s Shelvey Season?
Tis’ the season to hit Shelveys falalalala lala la la.
The period over Christmas and new year when all the random boys from your past reach out to you. They’re still single and their loneliness is at its peak.
Example text “ Maybe I thought I'd say hi after many years. Xo”
“Hey it’s been way too long between messaging but how have you been?”
Have you been getting lots of randoms texts lately? Yeah it’s sad boy season.
The very moment summer leaves fall to the ground, and that first crispy cold wind hits your face. The exact instance that you consider the transition of Summer or Fall.
The music hits a little harder during Sad Boy Season
Anything that Andrew says, its most likely to be some dumb shit.. that’s when you know it’s hoein’ season
Andrew: “boys, imma get on em tonight.”
*ends up passing out two beers later*
Everyone knows it’s hoein’ season because he opened his mouth and it was dumb shit.
Ram Season is essentially a season from the end of april to mid may that consist of devious activities such as looting, cheating, and several illegal and immoral activities.
Billy: Its Ram Season mayne... bout to turn up!
Karlie: Billy cheated on me and said something about a 'ram season'??
The day that fall switches to Winter. A man has to make a hard decision to either be alone, or pretend to love a very large woman.
I got so desperate this winter the only way I can make it through was to make it a frump season.