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A condom that is so low-performing, you will think that your Grandma knitted it for you.
John made Jill pregnant last night. He shouldn't have been wearing Granny's Sock.
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"Sock Shots" refers to the practice of soaking your socks in alcohol, wearing the socks out to the bars, and then ringing the socks out into your mouth to save money on alcohol.
Many of the more clever folk will wear multiple layers of Sock Shots, preferably soaked in homemade corn liquor, thereby exponentially decreasing the amount of money they need to spend that night on alcohol.
"Dude, I'm just not drunk enough. I wish I had just $5 more..."
"Man... you should have worn some Sock Shots tonight! I was walking around in mine all night, so they were a bit salty, but I'm drunk as shit and saved like $8!"
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Leather boots and wool socks are sure to give you socks fever on a hot day like this.
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A sock which comes between the ankle and the knee.
Indicates virginity.
P1: Check out her virgin socks!
P2: They go nice with her knee length skirt
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Used to denote a severely bad smell.
That girl had breath like a postmans sock I had to shag her from behind.
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Meat is another word for a man's member. so the meat sock, is the sock for your member. a meat sock is a condom.
i hit her in the face with some baby batter in a meat sock.
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Definitely NOT a cock-sucker. Definitely.
Example 1:
#2- #1, I just ate the rest of your giant birthday cookie.
#1- What a sock-cucker you are, #2.
#2- Did you just call me a cock-sucker, #1?
#1- I most certainly did NOT.
Example 2:
Mom- #1 I got a call from the school saying you skipped Geometry. You're grounded, Mister.
#1- But that class is stupid , Mom! I know shapes!
Mom- 2 weeks.
#1- Aw! Don't be such a sock-cucker!
Mom- #1 .23 Niner! Three weeks, Mister; you just called me a cock-sucker!
#1- NO I didn't, Mom! Gawl!
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