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Grand Mom. One's mother or father's mother. Alternative name for Grandmother, usually for a young, stylish, or sexy Grandma.
My child calls my mom "G-Mom" because it sounds younger than Grandmother or Grandma.
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The ultimate comeback for anything anywhere. Even for "Your Mom!", Also used to define something large, fat or humoungous.
No offense to Robs and their moms.
Person 1 : Your face...
Person 2: ROB'S MOM!!
Person 1: Gosh that thing is HUGE.
Person 2: ...Not as huge as Rob's mom!!
Person 1: Your mom!!
Person 2: No, ROB'S MOM!!
Person 1: I want a burger
Person 2: You know who else wants a burger?
Person 1: Oh man! Rob's mom?!
Person 2: OH YOU SO WENT THERE.
Person 1: I'm as upset as Rob's mom at an all you can eat buffet when the food runs out...
Person 2: OH SNAP!
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Female version of sugar daddy.
I'm Alfred, 28 years old, looking for a sugar mom who’s ready for satisfaction from a mature-minded young man.
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Bah · bzz · mah · mmm
Origin: Bob's mom is a innocuous and arbitrary reference to a fictitious mother. Bob's mom acts as a less specific object of "Your Mom" jokes and references. Substitutes may include: Jon's Mom, Mike's Mom, Bill's Mom. Used mostly in the politically correct work environment to allow for kinder and more gentle "Mom" jokes that don't offend anyone in specific. For example:
Aaron: This project is huge and will take commitment and focus to get it done right.
Robert: Heh, just like Bob's Mom.
Aaron: I'm reporting you to HR.
Robert: Who's She?
More recently it is used as an adjective or verb.
adj.
1. used up; cashed; secondhand; second rate.
2. showing age or worn out.
3. Tired.
verb.
1. expend or consume.
2. take advantage of; exploit.
3. to get humiliated (bukkake); pwned; wasted.
-adjective.
1. this beer is bob's-mommed, shoot me another one.
2. bob's-mom jokes are so bob's-mom.
3. Jez, this baseball glove is pretty bob's-mommed.
-verb.
1. Let's go out tonight and get bob's-mommed.
2. Quick! bob's-mom that beer, it's your turn to bat!
3. I bob's-mommed all over her face, then slapped her with a ham sandwich.
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A recently coined word used to describe a memory dysfunction in women. It is proposed that the memory lapses experienced by new young mothers, is the result of a hormonal imbalance including repressed estrogen levels and a mammalian hormone called oxytocin.
That young mother is definitely suffering from mom-nesia.
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The mother of all the "Dirty" names. The Dirty Mom is reserved for only the select few who posses the upmost whit and intelligence. The Dirty Mom has three parts, investigation, identification, and execution. Every group of friends has the one friend who has the "really hot mom". The Dirty Mom requires that a friend secretly break into the "hot mom's" bedroom while she is away, and find the one personal thing(s) that belongs to her that she would be devastatingly embarrassed should anyone find it (which every woman has). Then, when the opportunity arises, bring that item(s) to her attention and bribe her into sex, under the assumption the personal item will be returned after, and that no compliance will result in her secret being revealed to the world. She must agree to the deal, and thus, execution follows. When you keep up your end up the deal, return the item after the sex, and keep your mouth shut--- you have succeeded in completing the Dirty Mom, or, the Dirty Mother.
MAN 1: Have you ever heard of anyone giving someone the Dirty Mom.
MAN 2: Nope.
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a comment on a social website like facebook, that destroys the conversation, usually made by the original posters mother. No further comments roll in other than possibly other mom comments, burying it further down out of mind of your friends.
Discussion about the wild party you have last night with 10 replies from different friends, followed by "You still look just like your grandpa". Good bye thread... destroyed by a mom bomb
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