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On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.
"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"
When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death. Mainly done in gta IV
Niko: i will fucking table cunt you
Roman: niko its your cousin lets go bowling!
Niko: ok roman i will pick u up in the next hour but lemme gta IV table cunt this bitch
A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.
I didn't know you were friends with John!
Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.
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WHen your work, arrange a party around the Cristmass holiday. All of the employe dress up and drink untill their so wasted, that they do all sort of stupid things and try to hit on everything with a pulse.
I got a Cristmass Table tonigh, it will be awsome... maby i nail some of the girls from work.
A chain of pizza parlors with numerous locations in Alaska,Arizona, California, Hawaii, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington.
"You've lived here 4 months already...and still haven't been to Round Table?!"
"Yeah...so? Pizza isn't really my favorite."
"Fuck you."
"No, fuck you!"
Unwelcome person dining at your table.
Her new nigga is at my old house with his feet under the table.
3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.
“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”