the sport where you kick a ball and pretend to D I E when someone touches you're ear
football player 1: (touches ear)
football player 2: (drops to the ground and pretends he got ran over) AAAHHHH MY EVERYTHING!!!
football player 1: wtf?
referee: that's not a fault
football team 2 fans: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S TOTALLY A FAULT!!!!!
The little bitches version of rugby if they can’t handle pain like real men
Football is such a pussy sport for bitches
Who ever u fucking support it can’t be those fucker man city glory glory glory man united fuck man city they touch kids so does adam Johnston who loves those kiddies man not man not up the ra tayto crisp and basketball djdjjrjrnffnnfndnfndnndndndjdjdjdndndndkfkdjdjdjdjdndjdmdndjdnfnfnfnfndjdjdjfjfjfjfjdjddjjrjrjffojfgmjgjhhhjdrjdjdjdjdjjdjddhdnjd big juicy ass
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Mandem.Here whats the craic there boi no reason that’s does the way lad fuck the huns football
The most popular sport of the world. And a sort of worshipping for some fans in England. Played on a simple grounds with simple rules. The very nature of the game seems overly simple and one dimensional, but there is no other sport that inspires so much passion and commitment by fans.
Football is a simple game, it's being played for 90 minutes and in the end, germans stand victorious
Brown, smelly waste that comes from your butt. Most commonly taken in the morning. Also known as a poop.