Dauwoud
“Dawoud cheated on me again, men rlly ain’t shit”
Oh my god I would kill to see this happen
Guy 1: man, I really wanna see some Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other
Guy 2: kill yourself
A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.
I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.
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Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"
* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
The male homosexual equivalent of "wine, women and song."
I've been chasing men, money and music, and I don't really focus on the repercussions because we're all going to die at some point.
Just a random phrase you say when you are in the of a exam and everything is quiet.
Boots Men Smog
A term used normally by women to describe men who endlessly sleep around, especially within a certain female friend group. Essentially the male version of being “for the streets”.
We all had sex with Kevin. He’s one of those community men.