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Men rlly ain’t shit

Dauwoud

Dawoud cheated on me again, men rlly ain’t shit

by Thetruthgiver3000 July 2, 2019


Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Oh my god I would kill to see this happen

Guy 1: man, I really wanna see some Big hot oiled up homosexual black men brutally fucking each other

Guy 2: kill yourself

by BirdsAreFake115 May 3, 2024


Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

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permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023


Men, money and music

The male homosexual equivalent of "wine, women and song."

I've been chasing men, money and music, and I don't really focus on the repercussions because we're all going to die at some point.

by ihatetonyromo August 30, 2023


Boots Men Smog

Just a random phrase you say when you are in the of a exam and everything is quiet.

Boots Men Smog

by YourFriendSteve March 7, 2018


Community men

A term used normally by women to describe men who endlessly sleep around, especially within a certain female friend group. Essentially the male version of being “for the streets”.

We all had sex with Kevin. He’s one of those community men.

by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 May 1, 2024