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Led the metropolis of Wasilla, Alaska, population 7,025.
Led the monstrous state of Alaska, population 683,478 (only a fraction of most major cities).
Goals:
Lead the United States of America, population 305,063,000.
-Is being investigated for abuse of power.
-17 year-old daughter Bristol is pregnant.
-newborn baby Trig, with Downs Syndrome, is rumored to have actually been born of daughter Bristol.
That's all there is. Besides being a complete airhead, there really is nothing more about this broad. Nothing. But apparently, she's fit to live in the White House.
White House staff: Mrs. Palin, we are sorry to inform you that Mr. McCain passed away last night of heart complications. You are now the president of the United States of America.
Sarah Palin: oh my god. I didn't even know what the VP's job is, let alone the presidents!!
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The worst thing to happen to the American public.
The act of dropping a cleveland steamer on the chest of the American public. Sarah Palin.
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Sarah Kate be a girl who all be like bow-chica-wow-wow. Chances are you'll find her at the bar, then Taco Bell, though not particularly in that order. She is often from Mississippi, and enjoys wearing leopard bras. Although she is incredibly well educated, you would never think this given the choice of grammar in her text messages and g-chats. She's more sketchy in a 5-series BMW than Chamillionaire is when he is ridin' dirty. She always ends up in the champagne room at the Gold Club as she makes it rain with 20's.
Todd: Who's that incredibly well dress girl acting like she is from north Jacksonville?
Heather: Oh that is just Sarah Kate
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Dick Cheney in a skirt.
Sarah Palin was picked for running mate by George Bush III
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The Governor of Alaska and John McCain's Vice Presidential running mate for the 2008 election.
Sarah Palin will be a Jeopardy answer, but never a Vice President.
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a stuck up Alaskan whose husband was a democratic extremist until 2004. Palin is ultra religious and believes creationism should be taught in schools. a highly ignorant woman who, when asked about her iraqi exit plan, responded "I haven't given it much thought." Palin is radical, religious, and should be allowed nowhere near the white house or children. Palin's political views are thinner than the condoms she tries to ban. vote democratic in '08 and keep this extremist out of the white house
sarah palin is ignorant and religious and wants to neuter you to stop you from having premarital sex.
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A sexy red-headed Shakespearean actress. Looks good in a corset. Brings the added bonus of a whip to the bedroom.
Favorite Phrase:
"Sarah Fallon: Hot like Salsa, Smooth Like Chocolate... Come taste me."
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