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A kingdom of Sleestaks from the hit series Land of the Lost who are known for harvesting cum. Their actions within the past has led to persecution of the Kingdom which included domestic terrorism and a little bit of trolling.
It was once ruled by the leader known as SCOUT.
Person 1: "Hey, I picked up this book on the history of the Cum Swamp Kingdom"
Person 2: "Sweet, is that the one where SCOUT from the Scout Collections hangs out?"
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Rich benefactors, corporate, nepotistic, lobbyists, criminals infiltrate and influence government for the advantage of a few at the peril of others is on the rise.
After the proposed tax reform package was introduced, even the most fervent denier could see, the swamp level rising.
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A sexual act where your partner puts there mouth on the scrotum and proceeds to do a motorboat like procedure between the balls. Reference motorboat.
There is nothing better than getting a luisiana swamp boat after anal.
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A giant mud truck with 26" rims
The Swamp Donkey just flicked on those niggers in the donk.
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The act of first putting on a winter jacket, assless chaps, and a bandana place firmly around the penis (on a male). First you have to meet a rabid penguin named Larry, fuck him until his asshole falls off and your nut sack turns into slippery mush, hense causing your cum to blast off on Larry's left ass cheek, hence called the swamp launcher.
Larry: What the fuck?
Me: sorry.. premature ejaculation.
Larry: Why is there cum glazed on my left ask cheek.?
Me: Well, Antarctican Swamp Launcher.. BITCH ASS NIGGO
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When a person gets drunk then tries to have sexual intercourse with people that are not drunk.
drunk guy:oh hey baby wanna get freaky tonight?
girl:ew get away from me you swamp doggy.
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A smelly fluid that secretes from hillbillys after they run after supper
"Man pa, yous sure does smely likes swammp ass"
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