Dickhead military that does fake giveaways and claims they're in a war with the IRF because their HR's are giving their leader (cjkempWeirdFuckallNumbers) crap.
Noob: HeY cAn I gEt SuM fReE rObUx
warrior class: SuRe
Noob: WHERE'S MY FREE ROBUX?
Warrior class: Fuck IRF
A being of incomprehensible strength and unyielding determination to destory the rectums of people deemed needing of said punishment
Q - Wait! Please, don't! Aren't you some kind of hero?
BW - Fuck no! I'm a booty warrior and neutral at best! Now toot that bussy up and take this rod!
V.)
1.) An action that occurs when a keyboard Warrior is hit with information that contradicts every single one of their claims causing them to say some of the stupidest shit seen on social media.
2.) Something a keyboard Warrior does after you prove them wrong, usually resulting in them being highlighted in a future Rob Gavigan's "why would you put that on the internet?" video.
Okay "BelleDaphineisBae420XXX" you claim iguanas can fly after you feed them a solid amount of reefer.. but I just showed you a dozen videos proving otherwise.
No I'm not a mayonnaise drinking necrophiliac. You can stop Wounded Warrior Projecting now..
When two people are having sex in a parking lot at night, they turn on the headlights so that the inside of the car isn’t visible.
Person A: Dude, do you see the car rocking over there?
Person B: Yeah, headlight warriors for real.
Someone who hides their dick in the shadows during sex because of it’s embarrassing small size.
“Damn Eugene, how has she not dumped you with that micro penis”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”
A person who creates bot accounts to reinforce their opinion online because they are an absolute loser. Someone who has no social life and has nothing better to do than create bots to downvote something that triggered them because they are so butthurt, pathetic, and miserable.
Some MAGA bot warrior has been downvoting a definition I published on Urban Dictionary thousands of times because it hurt their feelings.
A derogatory term for a police officer and their adoration of donuts.
“Don’t speed, Andrew! Donut Warriors like to hide on this stretch of highway!”