Swamp Donkey

A large North American, hippo/man creature. Has several strange odors, and emits a fowl smell of death. The creature will often invite himself on things, and often is made fun of, because of it's large girth.

The swamp donkey lives alone!

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Donkey Punch

Administering a sharp blow to the back of a woman's head during anal intercourse just before you bust your nut.

So dude, I was banking my mom's ass last night and I donkey punched her too hard and she died. It was awesome.

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donkey dick

Naval Term. - (1) The nozzle of an inline proportioner in a firefighting hose line for AFFF. (2) The inflated tube that holds up the center of the roof of a lifeboat. (3) The protruding sensor boom of the MAD gear aboard the P-2 Neptune and P-3 Orion. Note: this term is also used for literally dozens of other objects in the naval service.

Hand me that donkey dick over there!

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swamp donkey

A fat chick that that you would be willing to sleep with if you drank enough.

Alternate Pronuciations: Swamp Donc

"hey Danny, check out the swamp donc's headed this way! more "cushion for the pushin!"

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swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is unlike any other of the female species. She sits by herself at bars, clubs, anywhere men might become entirely too intoxicated to remember that they pointed her out in the beginning as a dirty butt her all . She is not only ugly as hell,but huge, disgusting, and abnormally confident. Not only will she send you a beer but the bitch will steal your wallet the next day. Stay away they are the devil in true form.

I went to the bar and this swamp donkey not only bought my brother a drink but me too. after she figured he wasn't going anywhere with her ass..she tried to jack that fools wallet. bitch almost got away but she was too big to be sneaky

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Rape a donkey

This is a term used when someone messes up on something or fails badly.

Guy 1: Crap, i got a F on that test
Guy 2: Yeah, you raped the donkey on that

Guy 1: Oh damn, someone stole my bike
Guy 2: Haha, shame. You raped the donkey
Guy1: Fuck you. Go rape a donkey.
Guy 2: Just cause you did

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bloody donkey

An alcoholic party drink made from one shot of tequila and one shot of V8 (tomato juice). The tequila shot is swallowed and quickly thereafter the V8 shot is swallowed. The taste of the tequila becomes neutralized by the V8, and the party goer is left with neither alcohol or tomateo taste in their mouth.

Oof.. I've had like 10 bloody donkeys but I feel like I haven't a drop of booze.

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