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An insult made to destroy people's lives to pieces. Only to be used in extreme situations.
person 1: shut up mario gay
person 2: no u penis idiot
A penis with some substantial curvature. Left, right, up, down, anything goes!
Damn son, Alex has such a curved penis; it almost took my eye out!
When you jerk off so much that your penis is a significantly darker colour than the rest of your skin.
"hey bro, why is your dick so black. You got a STD or some shit?"
"Nah bro, it's just a bad case of nigga penis"
A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.
Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.
The friend that draws a penis on your face after you pass out at a party.
Dude!! The penis fairy struck again!! John has a boner on his face lolz!
A date between the hand and penis
Hey Kids, it's Penis Time!
A game in which you and one or more friends take turns yelling 'penis' as loud as you possibly can.
Me: Let`s play the penis game!
Friend: PENIS