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the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
wow i should really wake up and make some coffee, i'm being a morning turd
This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.
Bob- “hey craig do you know what the time is”
Craig- “no ask Khai the waddling turd”
The result of eating tide pods.
Caution: ingesting tide pods will result in excess turd foam during your dump cycle.
A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.
The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.
a name that you can call out as an insult to friends or family.
Guy: hahah! I beat you! You suck!
Girl: Ugh, you butt turd!
A firm poop that comes out as 1 long peice that touches the bottom of the bowl with one end, while the other end breaks the waters surface, resembling a shark fin.
Hey - check it out, I left a shark turd in stall 2. The fin is at least 1" over the water.
A piece of shit from South Carolina, who killed many people
Turd Kohlhepp is serving 7 life sentences