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A Vietnamese restaurant in Goleta, California.
The food isn't great, but the waitresses have nice boobies, which is all that matters.
Saigon Noodle House: Come for the food, stay for the boobs.
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A comic drawn by Jhonen Vasquez which features a deranged and babbling stick-figure who shouts random gibberish. Usually gets shot or explodes in the comic.
Examples of ranting is below
farking doughnut!! Mock me? You fried cyclops!!
Accept my heartwarming gift of tree scratchies!!! I absolve thee!!
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A new dance created in Harlem, New York. It is usually dance to the song "Chicken Noodle Soup" by DJ Webtar and Young B featuring the Voice of Harlem
Chicken Noodle Soup 3x
Wit a soda on da side
Let's get it......
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The Baked Noodle refers to a pathetically limp penis being baked in a vagina that is most likely bored, probabaly somewhat sleepy, and definately bone dry. This emasculating manevour is reserved for only the most miserable of shrimp dicks. However, the shrimp dick that manages to blow his load desipite his noodle being baked takes admirable resliance. Despite such tremendous effort, the Baked Noodle remains distressing and worthless.
The man starts of strong. His noodle is impressively stout. However, his lack of brawn, grit, and possible gayness results in his noodle being cooked. This an unbelievable and utterly mornful scenerio. He is no longer a man, and most reteat in complete and terrible shame. His only chance at some mild form of redemtion is to force, no, strain his Baked Noodle into a deplorable, weak orgasm. Although he has blown his load, he has left his woman completely unsatisfied and most likely a little disgusted.
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1.) A special concoction of various forms of noodles that when combined with garlic salt can be extremely hazardous.
2.) The favorite dish of the famous KWEZ.
1.) "We sat around and ate super duper noodles."
2.) "KWEZ, I'm making super duper noodles, KWEZ! They're your favorite!"
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a dance derived from harlem. usually danced to the song "chicken noodle soup" by DJ Webster
damn that nigga can do the chicken noodle soup mad good.
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When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.
Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.
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