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A testicle that has been inserted into a wet vagina and then removed from said vagina, thus making it feel similar to a slick egg.
Dude 1: Bro, I slick egged my girlfriend last night!
Dude 2: Nice homie!
Term describing nerds who enjoy homework
Damn does Billy have an egg fetish
Also pronounced “Turdle Egg”. After you have had a turtle poking its head out and you take a raging dump, sometimes your left with a lil nugget of poo up your bum that you poop out later. Thats the turdle egg...
Daniel was getting light headed because he had a turtle poking its head out. After dropping the kids off at the pool he realized that the turdle had laid an egg which ended up having a piece of corn in it so HE WINS!!!
Turtle Egg! Fo Evah!
An egg that a parakeet lays duh
That parakeet egg tasted like shit
An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.
Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.
Me: oh, fuck an egg.
A very rare party trick that includes an egg being balanced on the tip of ones penis.
Person 1: WOW! Do you see Steve showing off his egg trick with grandma Faberge egg?
Person 2: Yeah dude! Steve's a fucking animal! All hail the king of the egg trick, amiright?