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1. To underestimate the competition and get savagely beaten very, very badly by Bob B. in Fantasy Football.
2. Bent over backwards
Ryan – I’m playing the rookie Bob B. this week in The Dad League. Guaranteed win, Dude!
Jonny- Yo! Real talk, you betta check yo self. I just got B-O-Bed in week 1.
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2 twin mattresses on the floor.
We just moved into this abandoned crack house, it came with a Carolina King Bed.
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The dried up remnants from the fluids produced from vaginal intercourse. The "Italian Bed Crumbs" remain on the bed from thrust-born friction, which dries the fluids into crusty 'unwanted' morsels.
Hey babe, It's your turn to wipe the Italian Bed Crumbs, I did it last time! You know I hate sleeping with all that stuff in the bed.
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The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with upstairs breakfast in bed.
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An annual tradition, where one attempts to go through all of September without pissing the bed. If completed successfully, mommy will buy us chicky nuggies
Guy 1: Hey man, I totally failed No Piss the Bed September last night
Guy 2: Oh no! Mommy won’t buy you chicky nuggies now!
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Having sex then getting a bath then what ever you want.
Me and the Misses had a Bed Bath and Beyond last night.
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put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.
After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"
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