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What the original title of the Bible was.
*ring ring*
This one guy-"Hello? Praise the Chuck."
That guy-"Dude let's go hang out come on! Go & you know..."
This one guy-"I'm really sorry man I can't, I just finished reading Chuck Norris And Friends & now I have to go worship Chuck Norris forever so he won't round-house kick me to the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity!!"
That guy-"...yaa......"
*hang-up*
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris invented the apple.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.
chuck norris
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To be in a very unfavorable predicament.
After the power went out while Chris was on his computer, he was "fucked like chuck"
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Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell
Hometown: Santa Barbara
Born: CA - USA, USA
Fighting Out Of: San Luis Obispo, California
Age: 36
Height: 6.2
Weight: 204 lbs.
Overall MMA Record (W-L-D): 18-3-0
Strengths: Excellent striker with great leg kicks. Well-rounded grappler as well.
UFC History
UFC 57: Liddell vs. Couture 3 (2/4/06) Liddell defeated Randy Couture by KO at 1:28 of the second round.
UFC 54: Boiling Point (08/20/05) Chuck defeated Jeremy Horn by TKO from Strikes in 2:46 min of the fourth round.
UFC 52: Couture vs. Liddell (4/16/05) Chuck became the first man to ever knock out Randy Couture, winning in 2:06 of the first round to become the new UFC World Light Heavyweight Champion.
UFC 49: Unfinished Business (8/21/04) Chuck knocked out Vernon "Tiger" White in 4:05 of the first round.
UFC 47: IT'S ON (4/02/04) Chuck knocked out longtime rival Tito Ortiz in: 38 seconds of the second round.
UFC 43: Meltdown (6/06/03) Chuck lost to Randy Couture by TKO in 2:39 of the third round in a fight for the interim LHW title.
UFC 40: Vendetta (11/22/02), Liddell knocked out tough Brazilian Renato "Babalu" with a kick to the head at 2:55of the first round.
UFC 37.5: High Impact (6/22/02) Chuck defeated Vitor Belfort by unanimous decision
UFC 35: Throwdown(1/11/02) Chuck defeated Amar Suloev by unanimous decision.
UFC 33: Victory in Vegas(9/28/01) Chuck defeated Murilo Bustamante by unanimous decision.
UFC 31: Locked and Loaded(5/04/01) Chuck knocked out former UFC heavyweight champion Kevin Randleman at 1:18 of the first round.
UFC 29: Defense of the Belts (12/16/00) Chuck defeated Jeff Monson by unanimous decision.
UFC 22: There Can Be Only One Champion (9/24/99) Chuck defeated Shootfighter Paul Jones by ref stop at 3:53 of the first round.
UFC 19: Young Guns (3/05/99) Jeremy Horn defeated Chuck at 12:00 by referee stoppage due to choke out.
UFC 17: Redemption (5/15/98) Liddell made his debut winning a decision over boxer Noe Hernandez.
At this point and time, Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell is unstoppable and will rule until he decides otherwise.
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When you throw an empty soda bottle at a retarded kid and he calls you "Chuck".
Hey Chuck, Chuck the bottle thrower, you threw a bottle at me, bozo.
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It's the strongest, most sinister weed on the planet. Smoking it will knock you out like a round house kick to the face. It's got 10 times the level of THC found in even the best weed. This weed is so hairy...not only does it have a beard...it has a mustache...just like Chuck! It is the only thing that could get Chuck Norris high, so it was named after him in his honor!
A.K.A. "Texas Ranger"
"Eh dog, you got any of that Chuck Norris Weed? Cause I'm fixin' to knock myself the fuck out?"
"You got any of that Chuck Norris? Cause I'm looking to Judo Chop my ass from this weed!"
"That shit MUST be Texas Ranger cause its above the law!"
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1. To have sexual intercourse with someone and then leave them.
2. To toss a person out after having sexual intercourse.
Amy was the bomb last night but you know, I had to fuck 'n chuck her.
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