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I'm the most simple way, a fucking nerd
Say shit like that again sketti eater and I'll whoop your ass.
When you always eat without a shirt on
Wow look at Jackson, he is such a slutty eater…kind of hot though.
an elite species discovered by flamingo.
today in national geograghic, we are featuring concrete eaters. thier an elite species and must be protected from life at all costs.
A total loser who sucks so much at fantasy football that they have to eat lemons.
A senior male originally from Newfoundland. He currently resides in Ontario, but likes to eat pussy simultaneously/concurrently while vacationing in Cuba, specifically. His impressive sexual prowess makeshim a hero of sorts to younger generations who have seemingly forgot the fine art of pussy eating. The fact that a 'Caribbean Pussy Eater' demands a minimum of two pussies/session only adds to his mystique and honed skills. A 'Caribbean Pussy Eater' typically has the following legal name - "Herb" Or, as their dedicated followers like to appropriately call them "Hugh".
Jason: "Yes ba, how are ya?"
Michael: "Good ba, one me way to Herbs for a drink"
Jason: "How's herb ba?"
Michael: "He just got back from Cuba and get this: he had a threesome with two young ones from Pictou, Nova Scotia. They both recently went through divorces and hit it off with Herb when they discovered he was a 'Caribbean Pussy Eater'".
Jason: "Man! I had no clue herb was a Caribbean Pussy Eater. He needs to teach us his methods"
Michael:"Fucking right he does!"
When someone licks the shit stains out of your underwear.
Tony is a peanut butter eater.
A nigger eater is a big black african american person who likes to eat, he will eat just about anything since he runs around all day from the police but he prefers chicken and watermelon
Timmy: Mom why is a big black nigger here
Mom: Honey, he is a nigger eater with a humongusly big cock. Fetch him some watermelon while i cum and shit all over the place