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Edward is a spotty , tubby, ginger cunt who rides a white transit van around primary schools and makes them sit on his minuscule penis for a living he’s often dirty and likes a quick fiddle mostly with kids underage he is usually Muslim and obese
.Omg that Edward is such a paki cunt
.that ukkers sket reminds me of an Edward
He is the most amazing, intelligent, handsome and kind person, you will ever met. He always respetc everyone and treat everybody with kindness. He also a really positive person, and loves to help everybody, even when he is not at his best, he can make you smile, SO TREAT HIM WELL, or you will regret it, i'm sure. He is a great kisser and gives the BEST hugs in the intere world, so you'll want to spend a lot time cuddling. He is the best person to talk about everything and nothing, or about what is hurting you, your fellings, dreams, or about music, he has an amazing music taste, and you will probably spend a lot of time talking about it or singing together, and he probably can play something like a guitar, and he is REALLY good at it. He also gives amazing compliments, and at the exactly right time you need it, its unbelieble. He is shy but when you get to know him, or you get closer, everything change. He always support who he loves, and if you are one of them, you have to be really grateful, but you probably are, there is no way not to fall in love with him. He deserves all the good things.
person1: hey, do you know Edward?.
person2: yeah, I know, I'm his gf
person1: omg, you are so lucky, I wish I could have an Edward in my life.
person2: hahaha, yeah, he is amazing, I love him so much.
Edward is a guy with a massive knob
Dude, Edward has a humongous member
A Posh British male, probably a part of some royal family or have significant wealth.
sir Edward of Bevelton is coming to pay us a visit, it would be terribly awful should he not be greeted with your Winsome presence.
Edward is someone who is annoying but also kinda funny
“My brother edward Simmons is annoying but cool”