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A "One-Six" is a code-phrase used by guys who decide to pee outdoors when there are more than enough opportunities to do so within a home or establishment. Peeing outdoors is one of the great advantages of being a man. The term was jointly established by two cousins who were very drunk one night and has since spread throughout the American South. While sitting on the back porch, one cousin stood up and made his way to the edge of the back porch and began to pee. The other cousin asked, "Jeeze man, does she know how much you pee off her back porch?" "Nah, man she only knows about it one sixth of the time." "AAHahah... the ONE-SIX!!!"
Wife: "Hey babe... Wha What are you... Damnit Hank, ANOTHER One-Six!!?
You: "Don't hate me cause I can, Baby. Don't be jealous; God made us all the way we are."
You stand up at a party and head for the front door:
"oh, you have to pee? Someone just walked out of the bathroom."
"Nah, its feels great outside. I'm just gonna One-Six it."
A number. More specifically, an unfathomably large number expected to be expressed in the upper double to lower triple digits in the decimal notation (think, umpteen multiplied by ten). Should generally be the result of adding six to a multiple of ten, but that is not required.
"I only have shinty-six days left to live." (Numberwang)
"I drink roughly shinty-six cups of coffee each day." (you've been wondering how much coffee this person drinks, because they're always shaking and their handwriting sucks.)
Derogatory Australian slang to describe a mentally challenged Rugby League football player who struggles to communicate outside of a series of umms and ahhs or pre-rehearsed stock phrases from the Rugby League lexicon.
Upon watching an interview with an NRL player:
"Mate, that bloke is a tackle short of a set of six".
The modern-day women in today's society have extremely high standards and expectations for men in the dating market. The Twelve Sixes evaluates men based on what they must have in order to have a chance at successfully dating one of them.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Friends with at least 6 rich/high-value men.
9. At least 6 notch count.
10. A 6-figure trust fund.
11. Must have at least been in a 6-year relationship.
12. A dowry of 6 figures.
Jack, there are Twelve Sixes now. It's only a matter of time before women add "Must be 6 feet under in 6 years" to their list.
This question is usually asked in a joking way towards I girl. It is means can you comfortably sit on six inches of dick
“Ay yo Lucia can you sit on six?”
Refers to the purchase of a 'six pack' of alcohol and the subsequent consumption and walk to a chosen destination therafter. This may vary however in both, amount of alcohol consumed and in the length of the drunken walk. If upon passing a second alcohol depot, the trek may be lengthened to compensate for further purchases.
There is no limit to consumption or distance.
This is usually carried out in a public place, most commonly in a large city, therfore descretion is advised e.g - use of paper bags or dummy beer coolers.
Nathan - Hey, you wanna do the six pack mile after work? I want to get some more photos of Nep.
Andrew - You read my mind dude, which way you wanna walk?
Nathan - Through the park, then city. We'll just train is from Central Station.
Andrew - Its not so much a mile is it.. Its like ten..
A term tossed around the manosphere, especially among incels, describing things they say women desire or require from men - at least six feet of height, at least six inches penile length, and at least six figure salary.
"There's no way an average nice guy like me even has a chance at getting laid, women are only interested in the three sixes!"