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Internet Starvation

When you don't use the Internet for at least 3 days.

A: Where's C?
B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(

by Who are you? GTFO of here! October 8, 2011


Internet Zombie

Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.

Man grow a brain and stop being such an internet Zombie!

by ShadowLing October 21, 2018


Internet Digging

1.Looking for information about someone online

2.Looking up on the internet random things in hopes that you might find something cool or weird.

friend 1: dude guess what?
friend 2: what?
friend 1: so I was internet digging yesterday and found a random public google drive folder filled 342 images of literal hotdogs.

by JessStar245 August 17, 2020


There's nothing on the internet

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.

God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!

by LoneTree March 14, 2017


Internet Made

Posting everything about you and the things you do on social media.

(ex: personal issues, where you are, what you’re doing, etc)

Jack: “she posts everything on social media”
Mathew: “yeah, she’s internet made

by playboiiii cartiiii May 17, 2020


Internet Forgotten

The case of where you have something really great that you want to search because it could mean a huge impact on something, or do something big, e.g. change the world, make a new internet meme, etc. but as soon as you try to, you instantly blank-out, and forget. This is really annoying.

I had such a bad case of Internet Forgotten that between the home page and the search page, I forgot what I was going to search for.

by The Macbroker August 20, 2011


Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.

"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."

by myer May 26, 2016