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when a partner kisses you on seven different areas of your body. the seven parts can be any parts.
You have to be creative to give a continental kiss.
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When a girl lays down on her back and swoop in and drop your dick into her mouth like Spiderman kissing Mary Jane, but with your dick.
Female: "I had such a great time spider kissing your dick all last night."
Male: "Whatever bitch, I'm busy and shit. Deuces!"
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The act of two people putting their butts together till their buttholes touch as if they were kissing with their lips.
It was unpleasant to moon kiss after eating spicy Mexican food.
I asked him if he wanted to moon kiss. He said no because it would hurt his hemorrhoid.
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Same as a french kiss except its down under.
PS!
Some dumb twit wrote this as a definition of an american kiss instead of australian... I wonder why he thinks "down under" is in the north... lol
If you know what a french kiss is and you know what "down under" means, you'll know what an australian kiss is. Get it?
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A "kissing cousin" is any cousin that is not a first cousin. In most places in the world, first cousins may not have sex and have babies. But, in most cultures second cousins, and higher can have sex and babies. Degree of cousinship is determined by how many generations the shared ancestor is removed from the individual closest to the generation of the shared ancestor.
If we share the same grandparent we are first cousins, and therefore should avoid physical encounters with each other which might lead to sex. First cousins are NOT "kissing cousins." If we share the same great grandparent we are second cousins and are therefore able to kiss and do whatever we want, including having sex, and have babies together.
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Someone eager to please another person out of desperation by paying compliments and other pathetic stuff.
Normal guy "Hey I'm from Ireland just to let you know"
Ass kisser "You're Irish, oh cool Irish people are so badass are so sexy"
Normal guy "Yeah and you're a feckin kiss ass gay, You weren't saying that when my family came to America ages ago were you.
Ass kisser "I'm Irish too"
Normal guy "That's it kissing my ass is one thing but claiming to be Irish when you're not is just asking for a boot up your ass"
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A daddy kiss is when a flirtacious girl with a mustache kisses you. She has a 5 o' clock shadow like your father.
She tickled me when she gave me a daddy kiss dude. I still smashed though.
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