A lad, normally from Yorkshire, who is an absolute prick and cheats on his girlfriend.
A term as an insult, usually.
Person 1: I saw that bloke the other week with a different lass to the one heβs with now.
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Matthew Thomason or something.
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The biggest giga chad you'll ever meet bro and is such a ladies man
look at Matthew Stark kinda cute tho
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My best brother and a fucking idiot
Yo, matthew kidwell is a fucking idiot but i love himπ
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the poop that you are unable to scrub off your butthole because it's dry
Bro I got Matthew Hubbuck on my pants. Kinda ngl.
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Street name for the combination of naproxen (a non steroidal anti-inflammatory drug) and cyclobenzaprine (a muscle relaxant). This is new but increasingly common drug combination on the West Coast of the US). Original etymology is unknown.
"I hurt my back twerking, but it was nothing a Twisted Matthew couldn't fix!"
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