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When a woman sits on her partner and queefs in their face
I can't believe I gave Adam West an Alabama Top Hat!
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Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.
After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.
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When you insert pot into a condom. Stick it on your penis and in the vagina. While smoking the pot out of the condom if boy you stick penis into girls vagina or if girl you put it over a penis. In the process you must move up and down to have pot all round the geneitles Once you feel as if the process is done you take the condom off. Put more pot in it and put back on penis and or vigina and do the samething. After that you are done. If you get pregnant there is a 95% chance that you baby will be a crack addict by age 4. Note this process is hard but not impossible. You should feel happy when it is done. If you are not happy you have to keep doing the process again until you are happy. You cannot stop in the middle of the process because it can cause penis cancer or vagina cancer. Not genitle cancer. Penis or vagina cancer.
I am so happy today from our Alabama waffle last week. To bad I am pregnaut.
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When you shit In a empty fountain pop freeze it shove the frozen turd back up ur ass then shit it back out and repeat the process until its completely gone
Mom: why the fuck is a frozen cup of shit in my freezer? Kid: shut the fuck up mom it's a Alabama fountain pop put it back.
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When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.
Dude Debra let me give her a Alabama Angler Fish.
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To pitch a loaf into ones mouth while they eagerly deepthroat it as if it were a throbbing cock.
YO, that breezy you set me up with last night was a complete freak!!
Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....
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When you shit in your sister's mouth, use it for taco meat, and then use her piss and your cum for sauce!
What people in Alabama do on Cinco de mayo
Yo, me and my sis pulled an Alabama Taco Supreme last night. She still can't get all the shit out of her mouth!
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