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"John Wayne" is the term often used to describe the toilet paper issued in the compo rations kit in the military. This is due to the fact that he was "Rough, tough, and he took no shit fron nobody!"
I've got cracking ring sting today, that John Wayne ain't no Andrex!
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A senile old mental patient who escaped the asylum and is now running New Zealand. He needs to be stopped before he cripples the country forever.
John Key is an arse; that's all there is to it.
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Consuming alcoholic beverages in a group of 4 individuals, whilst seated in a square formation.
E.g Me: Hey mate, Tom, Kieran, and I are having a few beers, wanna come around for a Square John?
Mate: Of course, can’t say no to a Square John
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One who has a doctorate degree with many circus friends, breaths fire while trying to impress men at bars, sweats bullets profusely, wears the same set of vested long sleeve shirt combos, loves the University of Texas with a passion, only gets 4 hours of sleep (since thursday!), tortures haley, elissa, and kelly, has ruined countless lives and sophomore years, cries when parents speak to her, voice quiver/stutters aggressively, get angry at questions asked by her students, TO THE BENCHES, only speaks about her PLATNUM wedding ring, invites student who dont give a shit about her pathetic life with a fake husband to her wedding in july, is a lesbian, is hated by everyone in westhill highschool and everyone in the world and Mrs. Dodida, PLAGERIZES AP work from other schools to give to her honors kids, is allergic to chalk however decided to dress up as wednesday for halloween even though she gets it in her eye and wont use the chalkboard until she gets a smart board, uses jacob for her light issues, gets "falling finger" therapy, drives for 24 hours straight, drinks only water, doesnt like you to eat tomatos/gum, NO EATING IN CLASS, refuses to give test and quizzes back, twirls fingers and claps hand to get attention, ONLY CLOSED TOED SHOES, loves broken glassware, hates Ilya, and, FOR YOUR INTENTS AND PURPOSES, is a chemistry teacher/she cannot teach if her life depended on it.
-Dude, who's your chem teacher next year?
-Dr. Johns.
-THAT FUCKING SUCKS. SWITCH OUT NOW!
-Why are you crying?
-I had a double with Dr. Johns today.
-Say no more.
-Why is your nose bleeding?
-Dr. Johns just tried explaining chemistry to me.
-Just go to the nurse.
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Slang term for the old television show "Trapper John, MD.
"Turn on the tube, I wanna watch crapper john."
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John Savio, 21, the creator, producer, actor, and visionary behind "The Weird World of Savio Show", a hilarious comedy show on public access Pinellas (Florida). Also has skills with Apple computers, sewing machines, screenprinting, and ebay. Last but not least, and Italian, and thus, a romantic.
Dude...you made that? You're totally going all John Savio on us.
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Quite possibly the greatest wrestler in SmackDown history, behind Jeff Hardy, the Undertaker, Hulk Hogan and of course The Rock. Way better than John Cena, and 100 times better than HHH.
Dude, John Morrison is sooo awesome!
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