boob luge

Drinking beer by pushing a girls boobs together and putting your mouth under them, then pouring the beer through her tits.

Dude, my boob luge made it on Old Row.

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Boob Dog

The art of making a Boob Dog:

Take 1 erect penis and 1 pair of breasts, slide erect penis between breasts, get owner of breasts to lean forward to enjoy the end of the penis. From her point of view it's like a hot dog. Voila - Boob Dog.

Last night was crazy, my girlfriend and I made a Boob Dog, I don't think she liked the manaise sauce it came with...

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cow boobs

Noun: The sad result of wearing a sports bra, or wire-free bra under a form-fitting or light-colored shirt. This makes your boobs look frumpy and shapeless, and resembles a cow's saggy udder instead of an attractive woman's chest.

Anyone under the age of 80 shouldn't wear soft bras. Young women are too cool for cow boobs.

Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.

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Side Boob

A wonderful thing. Can be seen when a girl is wearing anysort of tight shirt or bikini. The best angle to view is beside, and slightly behind her. Made famous by the episode of Family Guy episode where Peter creates his own TV network and has a segment on side boobs.

Peter- This is my side boob

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grandma boobs

The thing that Jake, Johnny, And Danny found up in a tree when Jake took off Ashley's shirt. They are saggy and streched marked. Don't be confused... any girl could have them.
BE WARNED!

Damn dude! I regret that! Ashley had total grandma boobs!

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boob noodle

Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.

"Oh no, my piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"

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chicken boob

another (way quirkier) way of saying ‘chicken breast’

brian- what are we having for dinner?
roger- a plentiful chicken boob

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