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1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro
Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair
"Dude, check that guy out! He's such a bro!"
"No kidding, check out his bro beard."
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1.
Chris: Hey dude, you still want to go grab some grub?
Nate: Sorry man, change of plans. I'm just going to jack off to some gay porn.
Chris:...You fucking bro bailer.
2.
Scott: Ian, didn't Nate say he was coming to our kegger tonight?
Ian: No, he decided to stay in to watch the Gossip girls marathon with his gf.
Scott: Wow, what a douche.
Cory: He's like the unholy king of bro bailing.
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a girl thats one chill mother fucker
honorary bros are usually named SARAH
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Somebody who tries to be cool with everybody, and fit in where ever he may go. The rational thought of a Chill Bro is severly slanted when compared to any normal person. The ideas brewed within a Chill Bros mind are enough to chill normal people to the bone. Occasional contact with Chill Bros is sometimes impossible to avoid, although be warned, too much contact may result in a normal person catching hypothermia, or even frostbite. Any and all ideas, actions, or motives presented by a chill bro, shall be classified simply as, Chill.
Man, I wish there werent so many Chill Bros around, i'm gunna catch a cold.
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Someone who has figured out how to make a living by appealing to teenage bros who couldn't tell what a sound argument looked like if it hit them flat in the face, as exemplified by the most popular entry on this page. Such youth believe that the more insults and taunts are crammed into a sentence, the more effective a refutation, especially when paired with WWE heel style self-praise and a loud, masculine voice. The movie Idiocracy inevitably comes to mind.
Debate bro fan - Brah, did you watch ToughCommieHooligan last night? He DESTROYED that liberal professor!
Educated youth - No. How did the professor lose?
- Well you know, TCH said he had a mosquito level I.Q. He also laughed very loudly every time the professor tried to respond. It was carnage!!
- Okay...
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The league of chadtastical brothers and sisters banding together to form such a beautiful kingdom; where rarteds are instantly persecuted, e-thots punished by listening to RAM RANCH EAR RAPE and crusading degenerates who are deemed in need of divine guidance and revelation.
Guy 1: Fuck man, I joined the TRUE BROS chat and shit is wild.
Guy 2: Damn, I better become an intellectual before joining such a magnificent group
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noun or verb - a hard hitting high five between two dudes who are cool with each other/good buddies - see bro hugs
Dude 1: Fuck yeah, they just scored!
Dude 2: Hellz fuck yeah!...Bro slaps!
(proceed to give each other high fives)
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