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Polish Lawnjob

Very similar to a Cleveland Steamer. The difference is in the finish: after dropping your butt bomb, you smear it around in a circular motion on her (or his) chest with your asscheeks...just like a vehicular Lawnjob, though instead of tearing up someone's lawn with your car, you smearing last night's dinner all over your sex partner.

She asked me for a Cleveland Steamer, but I was feeling spicy so gave her a Polish Lawnjob instead.

by jagpipe willy February 04, 2023


Polish Pencil Cricket

The act administering a handjob (preferably a reach around) after inserting a tampon saturated in alcohol into the rectum of the subject.

Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.

by Smegladon December 18, 2023


polish farewell

When you deploy overseas for the military, and your girlfriend fucks around while you're gone. So you eat nothing but sausage and sauerkraut for nine months, and then go shit on her driveway before ringing her doorbell and running away.

"Hey, Josh is back from Afghanistan. His girlfriend cheated on him while he was gone, so he gave her a Polish farewell when he got back. Fucking classic."

by Veebs December 07, 2017


polishing the rod

a euphemism for masturbation

"i was polishing the rod the other day"

by jawballsdeeznutsyourmomhaha September 07, 2022


polishing his lance

Aka bj.

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???

by Taka-mushroom August 16, 2022


polish shower

a normal shower but instead of using normal water you use gelly-fied water to clean yourself

a normal shower didnt cut it anymore after the hard work, i had to take a polish shower.

by menmute May 13, 2025


polish fitment

When your car is so low that you can't even fit a credit card between the tire and fender.

-Dayumn bro, your car has some real polish fitment!

by GregoryTheThird_27 February 11, 2024