i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

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National do whatever your girlfriend says day

Every Saturday is do whatever your girlfriend says day.

Guy 1: come over Saturday
Guy 2: Cant its National do whatever your girlfriend says day.

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Didn't see, didn't hear, didn't say.

It is a sentence used in a way to "brush" off responsibility or deny an accusation.

Usually described as a childish act, like a kid accused of stealing a cookie from a jar.
"Didn't see, didn't hear, didn't say."

Didn't see, didn't hear, didn't say.
-Two suspects ran through this alleyway, broad as daylight, they were carrying the items of a person you are known to have animosity.

- No clue regarding situation you're describing.
- Let me gues, "Didn't see, didn't hear, didn't say"?

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Saying UwU at an only boys birthday party

You dead

Jeff: UwU
Boiz: let's get him " start's to beat up Jeff"
Saying UwU at an only boys birthday party, everyone starts laughing

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Jump down and say some fucking gay shit

"I'm gay!"

Maxmoefoe:"Jump down, Jump down and say some fucking gay shit"
*iDubbbz jumps from the fridge*
iDubbbz:"I'm gay!"

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I hear what you're saying

quit putting stuff up here that I didn't
put here.

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hil...AAAHHH!!! NOOOO!!!! DON't SAY IT!!!...duff

a dumbbutt who can't sing, act, or well, yeah she can look like crap....lol
ona my buddy buds broz saw her and he said shez a beeeeaatch and a bigass!

**shez just plain fat and ugly

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