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At the track totally dominating the competition with the best setups.
JHM and VAST going to the track and they open up shop on AWE/GIAC
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When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps
Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop
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synonymous with "the middle of bumfuck nowhere," except this time, you're so hopelessly pathetic that nobody even WANTS to find your ass.
"So where the FUCK are we again?"
"IDK, somewhere between the crematorium and the dildo shop..."
Otherwise known as the Christmastree Shop, where people go to buy a bunch of cheap, useless crap to fill their pack-ratty homes. "Don't you just love a bargain?" No, if fact, I do not.
Wow, Sam! What are all these plastic flower arrangements and off-season holiday decorations?
Well, the wife went to the Christ-more-shit Shop again.
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A woman that makes her vagina available 24 hours a day.
Ben: Im hungry, what's for dinner?
Eric: I'm not hungry I just got back from your mom's house. She started her own 24 Hour Taco Shop. Get Shit On Ben.
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To go hard and nonstop with any task no matter how much rejection, fatigue, or obstacles you may face. Especially when hunting for the opposite sex or consuming alcohol.
We're going out to the bar tonight. Let's pregame.
Okay let's do it, shop till you drop!
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