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A cool, fancy way of saying, "I could tell you about this, but I won't because it's not really that related to what I'm telling you about now." Used quite often in the book, "The Neverending Story", and also in the movies based off of it and the cartoon series based off of the movies. It's basically one of those phrases that everyone yearns to find a good opportunity to say, like "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you", or "I'll be back...WITH WEAPONS!"
Once upon a time there was a thirteen-year-old who was bored so she decided to write a definition of "but that's another story for another time" on urbandictionary.com. After that she went on to do something completely different, with nothing to do in any way, shape, or form with urbandictionary.com...but that's another story for another time.
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A phrase used toward someone if you don't really care what they are saying, or your just joking around trying to annoy them.
"Yo I just got some new kicks", You: Cool story bro, tell it again?!
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An over-exagerated story that is completely unbelievable but the person telling the story claims it to be true.
MR French: At my old job, I repelled out of life flight helicopters and then before that i was a back-up dancer in a Mariah video.
Jaz: Yeah, Ok, stop telling french stories.
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A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.
Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never get an erection.
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referring to someone who interrupts a story to tell a long, pointless story that goes on mindless tangents that has nothing to do with your original story like Rose was infamous for on the Golden Girls.
i.e Sarah:"So can you believe I ran into my ex from 5 years ago in a another count-"
Michelle: "Wow that reminds of the time my cat got the flu. You see what happened was......"
Matt: "ughhh, there Michelle goes telling another back in st. Olaf story again"
Part 2
The identity talked to the the guy through live streams and asked him questions. Eventually it asked the right question and got the same answer the girl got, only slightly different. The girl thinks she understands now but is still skeptical. She wondered if the guy broke up with her for other reasons. Was she not pretty enough? Did she act too weird around him? Did she do something wrong? She could recall many times that she has acted weird, or didn’t look her best, and did things a good person wouldn’t do. She was very obnoxious at times, and she once admitted she liked them too when someone told her they did. Of course the guy found out about it. So the girl believes that was the reason the guy lost interest, and broke up with her. She misses him so much and knows she's done him wrong, but does not know if he feels the same. But we will never know their future. Until it happens.
I told you it would be sad. I'm sorry. here's a tissue. This is a true story that I've experienced. And I regret lying to everyone about me having split personality disorder. And I regret the choices I've made in the past. Hopefully my friends will forgive me one day.
tell me a story 2
The big sister said she's too tired and that she'd tell her one tomorrow. The girl on the top bunk said "but you told me you'd tell me a story yesterday. this is unfair. >:"
Used to describe a shocking and/or unbelievable story, usually involving 2 or more nouns that are not typically thought of together
We told Paul and his friends about our first trip to Michigan, and they loved hearing about the poo and the Doritos bag! Such a cow and rocket launcher story...